Post by R-F on Jul 12, 2012 1:41:19 GMT -5
"Man, thish sh*t is awesome!" After biting into Pizza Hut's new 'Garlic Bread Pizza'. "'ot like that crap Dominosh shat out a few years ago...couldn't even taste the damned crust!" He finished that first piece of bread then immediately tore into the next! One could've used a stop watch to time how quickly the Seishin devoured all 9 pieces of their delicious new Specialty Pizza (only 8.99 USD!)
It was only lunch time and he would have to eat again later, so what did he do? Why order another one to go! And by doing so, he earned the final stamp on his Pizza Hut Loyalty Card! What could this possibly mean, free pizza? Free soda? No, it was a plush of Japan's Pizza Hut mascot Cheese-Kun!
Moments later he was outside of the restaurant, just standing on the sidewalk; many passerby's eyed the thugged out teen holding a pizza, bottle of Dew and...plushie! He sat the food and drink down, then starred at it... "What... the Hell IS this!? A big-ass rat or a rejected ghost from Pac-Man that looked too retarded to find intimidating... even for that game." He took one last hard look at the plush. "Man f*ck this!" And hurled it in a random direction. "I'd rather they give me free pizza! I only got so much dough and I gotta have my fix dammit!"
It was only lunch time and he would have to eat again later, so what did he do? Why order another one to go! And by doing so, he earned the final stamp on his Pizza Hut Loyalty Card! What could this possibly mean, free pizza? Free soda? No, it was a plush of Japan's Pizza Hut mascot Cheese-Kun!
Moments later he was outside of the restaurant, just standing on the sidewalk; many passerby's eyed the thugged out teen holding a pizza, bottle of Dew and...plushie! He sat the food and drink down, then starred at it... "What... the Hell IS this!? A big-ass rat or a rejected ghost from Pac-Man that looked too retarded to find intimidating... even for that game." He took one last hard look at the plush. "Man f*ck this!" And hurled it in a random direction. "I'd rather they give me free pizza! I only got so much dough and I gotta have my fix dammit!"